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Apr 1Liked by Doug The Intern

this has me kekking off in the law library at 9:41AM EST, thanks doug!

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I almost rolled my eyes out of my sockets, but I plowed through to see the article to its end out of pure due diligence because that's me.

And it paid off, hah. Thanks!

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Apr 1Liked by Doug The Intern

Bush (both) were and are globalist war mongers.

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Apr 1Liked by Doug The Intern

The Americans want their Tony Blair back…

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The thing that will be most missed about the George W. Bush GOP is that a Federal Marriage Amendment was on the table, and they were far less timid about taking on LGBT extremists.

That's something it definitely had over Trump, who up until recently was way too soft on them.

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Man, I'm so happy I read to the end before spouting off.

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Apr 1Liked by Chad the Editor

I had a whole comment planned and ready to post, then I looked at the end. Hehe. That would've been embarrassing. Nice one guys.

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Apr 1Liked by Chad the Editor

You had me going. I was like, this has to be satire, but he sounds SO serious. I kept waiting for the "but" and it never came. I got frustrated and scrolled to the end to read the AF. I'm such a sucker!

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Apr 1Liked by Doug The Intern

You have less than a year left.

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Future archaeologists will pull this off a dead server and think this was the peak of OGC

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Apr 1Liked by Doug The Intern

A terrible, terrible article. A total disaster. The delusion runs deep here.

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Now that I know today’s date, maybe this was just an April Fools joke. At least that’s what I hope is the case.

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Read it to the end!

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Apr 1Liked by Doug The Intern

Doug you cheeky fuck 😂😂

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Nothing personal but this is the worst OGC article I’ve seen

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Did you read it to the end?

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Yeah I did, I know it’s satirical

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A-ha! Very good, sir. Very good.

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Had me worried for a minute. Hahaha.

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Fer a second I was like, WTF hankers after the glory days of neo-libs and neo-cons? Is Doug the Intern the avatar of Bill Kristol? Geez, get a room with Hillary.

April Fools indeed, well done.

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