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Teodorico's avatar

this has me kekking off in the law library at 9:41AM EST, thanks doug!

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Top Shelf Theology's avatar

I almost rolled my eyes out of my sockets, but I plowed through to see the article to its end out of pure due diligence because that's me.

And it paid off, hah. Thanks!

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Alan Putzke's avatar

Bush (both) were and are globalist war mongers.

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whiggles's avatar

The Americans want their Tony Blair back…

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SCRefrainer's avatar

Man, I'm so happy I read to the end before spouting off.

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An American Writer & Essayist's avatar

I had a whole comment planned and ready to post, then I looked at the end. Hehe. That would've been embarrassing. Nice one guys.

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Karen Keener's avatar

You had me going. I was like, this has to be satire, but he sounds SO serious. I kept waiting for the "but" and it never came. I got frustrated and scrolled to the end to read the AF. I'm such a sucker!

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Joseph Ford's avatar

You have less than a year left.

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Craig Carpenter II's avatar

Future archaeologists will pull this off a dead server and think this was the peak of OGC

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Skeptical1's avatar

A terrible, terrible article. A total disaster. The delusion runs deep here.

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Skeptical1's avatar

Now that I know today’s date, maybe this was just an April Fools joke. At least that’s what I hope is the case.

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Dissident Futurist's avatar

Read it to the end!

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Niknak's avatar

Doug you cheeky fuck 😂😂

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James's avatar

Nothing personal but this is the worst OGC article I’ve seen

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Dissident Futurist's avatar

Did you read it to the end?

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James's avatar

Yeah I did, I know it’s satirical

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Dissident Futurist's avatar

Fair enough.

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Dissident Futurist's avatar

A-ha! Very good, sir. Very good.

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Ryan Hanna's avatar

Had me worried for a minute. Hahaha.

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William Hunter Duncan's avatar

Fer a second I was like, WTF hankers after the glory days of neo-libs and neo-cons? Is Doug the Intern the avatar of Bill Kristol? Geez, get a room with Hillary.

April Fools indeed, well done.

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Perihelius Lux's avatar

Oh! You mean the guy who got our airports turned into Tel Aviv surveillance state centers - complete with equipment and training? You mean the guy who told Americans not to worry - to go back to work and take the kids to Disneyland while he took care of the terrorists? The guy who got our young men to go telling them, "We will fight them over there so we don't have to fight them here."

Then those young patriotic American boys came back to Michigan and Minnesota and other heartland bastions and found mosques, calls to prayer and city councils completely taken over by Arabs from Somalia to Pakistan to Egypt? Oh and Congressional representatives waving Palestinian flags and swearing loyalty to other nations? That George Bush? Please. America is finished. Americans are not. We are going to survive and set up the networks and systems we need to survive across generations until our re-invigorated posterity reclaim what Bush relinquished with bravado and posturing and unbelievable stupidity and gall. They'll resurrect the statues of our heros and those of the new ones who will emerge from the American Asturias. But Bush I and Bush II, a quick spit into the dirt and they will move on to better things.

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